Random Junque

The title of this chapter is self explanatory. The tables contained in here are filled with lists of completely useless equipment. It is almost certain that these artifacts have existed in every society in one form or another. Random junque is useless equipment when compared to the artifacts created by TOYs. However players regularly find use for random junque during their sessions.

Random junque should not count as a roll for players generating start up Toys.

Wate: If a random junque needs a wate the players decide whether it is large or small. Small items are 100 grams and large items are 10kg.
EXPS: Players should earn decent EXPS if they manage to use random junque in their game session. The EXPS earned usually ends in 42, and ranges from 42 to 1042 experience points.
Value: Random junque has a random resale value of 1-10 (1d10) eps. There is also a 10% chance that sacrificing a piece of random junque will generate a spare part. A spare part can be used to fix a more objectively useful artifact.

Random Junque Checklist

Purely Random Junque
Random Junque by category
1. Appliances
2. Armour
3. Books
4. Clothing
5. Fiddle Junque
6. Foodstuff
7. Furniture
8. Livestock
9. Materials
10. Musical Instruments
11. Personal
12. Sports Equipment
13. Stationery
14. Weapons
15. Miscellaneous

Drawing of an overflowing garbage can.

One persona’s garbage…

Random Junque Category

Draw from the catalogue of random junque.

**Random Junque Type**
This is a list of junque categories. It is random.
Die Roll (1d100)	Junque Type
01-07	Appliances
08-14	Armour
15-21	Books
22-28	Clothing
29-35	Fiddle Junque
36-42	Foodstuff
43-49	Furniture
50-56	Livestock
57-63	Materials
64-70	Musical Instruments
71-77	Personal
78-84	Sports Equipment
85-91	Stationery
92-95	Weapons
96-99	Miscellaneous
00	Ref’s Own Table
Die Roll	Junque Type

Appliances

Every civilization has its kitchenware of convenience.

**Appliances**
A list of junquie appliances.
Die Roll (1d100)	Appliance
01-04	Blender
05-08	Clothes Dryer
09-12	Clothes Washer
13-16	Computer Keyboard
17-20	Coffee Maker
21-24	Crock Pot
25-28	Dish Washer
29-32	Disk Drive
33-36	Electric Can Opener
37-40	Food Dryer
41-44	Food Processor
45-48	Freezer
49-52	Fridge
53-56	Juicer
57-60	Meat Grinder
61-64	Meat Slicer
65-68	Microwave Cooker
69-72	Oven, Convection
73-76	Television
77-80	Toaster
81-84	Trash Compactor
85-88	Typewriter
89-92	Vacuum
93-96	Waffle Iron
97-99	Wall Phone
00	Ref’s Own Table
Die Roll	Appliance

Armour

Things you would never expect as armour.

**Armour**
Junquie armour alternatives.
Die Roll (1d100)	Armour
01-06	Fireplace Screen (Chain)
07-12	Concrete (Scale)
13-18	Suede Furniture Cover (HIde)
19-24	Fur Coat (Furs)
25-30	Garbage Can Lid (Shield)
31-36	Bucket, Lampshade (Helmet)
37-42	Belts (Leather)
43-48	Shower Curtain (Net)
49-54	Shag Rugs (Padded)
55-60	Fungus Weave (Fibre)
61-66	Garbage Can (Plate)
67-72	Looped Coat Hangers (Ring)
73-78	Chain Link Fence (Ring)
79-84	Hardwood Flooring (Shield)
85-90	Street Signs (Splint)
91-96	Mattress (Ballistic)
97-99	Hockey Boards (Plastix)
Die Roll	Armour

Drawing of space helmet, books and shaving brush on table.

One generations junque…

Books

Rare medium not well done.

**Books**
Ancient, or far futuristic, hard copy collections of useless information.
Die Roll (1d100)	Book
01-10	Book of Imperial Ethics
11-20	Colouring Book
21-30	Comic Book
31-41	How To.. (something useless)
42	RPG homebrew unfinished
43-50	Little Golden Book
51-60	Magazines (not naughty)
61-70	Pamphlets (religious)
71-80	Paperback (romance)
81-90	Revelations 31 to 42
91-99	Textbooks (arts only)
00	Ref’s Own Table
Die Roll	Book

Clothing

Well worn stuff to wear.

**Clothing**
Clothing. Worthless. Not armour. Not cool. Not in style.
Die Roll (1d100)	Clothing Item
01-02	Apron
03-04	Bathrobe, No Belt
05-06	Belt
07-08	Beret
09-10	Boot
11-12	Bowler
13-14	Coat
15-16	Down Jacket
17-18	Face mask
19-20	Gi
21-22	Girdle
23-24	Glasses
25-26	Gloves
27-28	Habit
29-30	Halter Top
31-32	Havelock
33-34	Hoop Skirt
35-36	Jacket
37-38	Jock Strap
39-40	Jumpsuit
41-42	Kilt
43-44	Kimono
45-46	Knee Pads
47-48	Lederhosen
49-50	Leg Warmers
51-52	Long johns
53-54	Mouth guard
55-56	Pajamas
57-58	Pants
59-60	Pea Jacket
61-62	Poncho
63-64	Rain suit
65-66	Shirt or Blouse
67-68	Shoe (just one)
69-70	Skirt
71-72	Slacks
72-74	Socks
75-76	Sombrero
77-78	Suspenders
79-80	Sweat Shirt
81-82	Sweater
83-84	Swimsuit (one piece)
85-86	Ties of bow
87-88	Toga
89-90	Top Hat
91-92	Toque
93-94	Trench coat
95-96	Tuxedo
97-98	Undergarments
99	Zoot Suit
00	Ref’s Own Table
Die Roll	Clothing

Snow globe of a worn out city.

Vacation memory ball.

Fiddle Junque

Even more purposeless than the usual random junque.

**Fiddle Junk**
Junk that keeps the mitts busy and the brain clear.
Die Roll (1d100)	Fiddle Junk
01-10	Magnetic Balls or Rocks
11-20	Pet Rock or Dirt
21-30	Phosphorescent things
31-40	Puzzles of not all pieces
41-50	Putty that is Silly
51-60	Helical spring toy
61-70	Snow or Smog Globe
71-80	Squeaky Toys
81-90	Things that go whiz and click.
91-99	Worry Stone
00	Ref’s Own Table
Die Roll	Fiddle Junk

Rectangular treat with a corner bitten off.

Yummy bar.

Foodstuff

Never enough to sate hunger, but always enough to make one hungry. First roll container type and then the foodstuff in it. A frozen gaseous cookie is possible.

Foodstuff Container

**Foodstuff Container**
Useless om nom noms storage containers.
Die Roll (1d100)	Container
01-10	Canned, Gas
11-20	Canned, Liquid
21-30	Canned, Solid
31-40	Dried, Bagged
41-50	Fresh, Solid
51-60	Fresh, Liquid
61-70	Frozen, Gas
71-80	Frozen, Liquid
81-90	Frozen, Solid
91-99	One pull self Cooking
00	Ref’s Own Table
Die Roll	Container

Foodstuff

**Foodstuff Type**
Om nom nom nom. Junk foodstuff!
Die Roll (1d100)	Foodstuff Type
01-10	Candy
11-20	Cookie
21-30	Fruit
31-40	Fungus
41-50	Gum
51-60	Insect (edible)
61-70	Meat (organic protein)
71-80	Nut
81-90	Vegetable
91-99	Small Live Edible
00	Ref’s Own Table
Die Roll	Foodstuff Type

Furniture

Often the most useless part of a piece of furniture.

**Furniture**
Stuff to sit on. Not antiques. Not designer. Not pretty.
Die Roll (1d100)	Furniture
01-04	Bathtub
05-08	Bed
09-12	Bidet
13-16	Bookshelf
17-20	Card Table
21-24	Carpet
25-28	Chair
29-32	Curtain
33-36	Cushions
37-40	Desk
41-44	Drawer (no dresser)
45-48	Folding Chair
49-52	Foot Stool
53-56	Futon (mattress part only)
57-60	Hammock
61-64	Ironing Board
65-68	Lamp
69-72	Lawn Chair
73-76	Loveseat
77-80	Shelf (single alone)
81-84	Sink (no taps or drain)
85-88	Sofa
89-92	Stool
93-96	Table
97-99	Unwelcome Mat
00	Ref’s Own Table
Die Roll	Furniture

Drawing of a blender a toaster and a piggy.

Pet pig, toaster and blender

Livestock

A unique alien species is evolved for this useless junk item. Only the description and biology elements are generated. The alien must always be small, weak, dumb, and slow. Livestock is not a pet, not a friend, and is not trainable. The livestock will constantly make a specific irritating noise

**Livestock**
Not edible. Does not warn of danger. Makes aggravating noises. Usually smells bad.
Die Roll (1d100)	Livestock Noise
01-04	Barfing
05-08	Barking
09-12	Baying
13-16	Burping
17-20	Crackling
21-24	Growling
25-28	Grunting
29-32	Gurgling
33-36	Hissing
37-40	Howling
41-44	Humming
45-48	Meowing
49-52	Mewing
53-56	Moaning Pains
57-60	Moaning Pleasure
61-64	Mooing
65-68	Oinking
69-72	Popping
73	Ruffling
74-77	Snorting
78-79	Sniffling
80	Suckling
81-84	Whimpering
85-88	Whining
89-92	Woofing
93-96	Yapping
97-99	Yelping
00	Ref’s Own Table
Die Roll	Livestock Noise

Materials

Incomplete building material components.

**Material**
Stuff that could be used to build stuff, but not on it’s own in isolation.
Die Roll (1d100)	Material
01-10	Bricks, parts (3-12)
11-20	Concrete Mix
21-30	Linoleum
31-40	Lumber
41-50	Manure
51-60	Plastic Scraps
61-70	Plasticine
71-80	Straw Bale (half)
81-90	Tin Roll
91-99	Twine Ball (short lengths)
00	Ref’s Own Table
Die Roll	Material

Musical Instruments

Various out of tune noise makers.

**Musical Instrument**
Perpetually out of tune musical devices that resemble the one’s on the list.
Die Roll (1d100)	Instrument Type
01-05	Accordion
06-10	Banjo
11-15	Castanets
16-20	Conductor Baton
21-25	Cymbal (one)
26-30	Drumstick (one)
31-35	Electric Guitar
36-40	Electric Organ
41-45	Harmonica
46-50	Kazoo
51-55	Lazer Harp
56-60	Nose Flute
61-65	Nose Harp
66-70	Piano
71-75	Saw
76-80	Spoons
81-85	Triangle (no baton)
86-90	Tuba
91-95	Tympani
96-97	Violin
98	Washboard
99	Whistle
00	Ref’s Own Table
Die Roll	Instrument Type

Personal

You are so king in it.

**Personal Item**
Personal junk that is as ineffective as it is junky.
Die Roll (1d100)	Personal Item
01-04	Anal Cream
05-08	Backscratcher
09-12	Brush
13-16	Comb
17-20	Cosmetics
21-24	Diaper (one)
25-28	Deodorant (non aromatic)
29-32	Electric Toothbrush
33-36	Furpoo (Hair wash)
37-40	Hair Dryer
41-44	Hair Curler
45-48	Hair Net
49-52	Mirror
53-56	Nail Clippers
57-60	Nail File
61-64	Perfume
65-72	Razor
73-76	Shampoo (fake pooh)
77-80	Soap (half a bar)
81-84	Talcum
85-88	Toilet Paper (half roll)
89-92	Toothbrush
93-96	Tweezers
97-99	Twizzler (for Ear)
00	Ref’s Own Table
Die Roll	Personal Item

Sports

Go ball sport team.

**Sporting Equipment**
The useless junky tools of useless participatory events.
Die Roll (1d100)	Sporting Good
01-05	Ball, Oblong Inflated
06-10	Ball, Small Hard
11-15	Ball, Beach
16-20	Ball, For Kicking
21-25	Ball, for stroking
26-30	Ball Hoop (no net)
31-35	Climbing Stuff
36-40	Exercise Bike
41-45	Hurdle (two)
46-50	Hitter racquet, bat, pole
51-55	Ice Skates
56-60	Protective Device
61-65	Roller Skates
66-70	Rowing Machine
71-75	Shirt (Sports Team)
76-80	Shoes (spikes)
81-85	Ski (one only)
86-90	Starting Blocks
91-95	Treadmill
96-99	Weights (hand or foot)
00	Ref’s Own Table
Die Roll	Sporting Good

Stationary

Non-moving stationery.

**Stationery**
Not sessile useless junk, but stationery useless junk.
Die Roll (1d100)	Stationery
01-04	Brushes
05-08	Chalk
09-12	Chalkboard
13-16	Clamp
17-20	Compass
21-24	Crayons
25-28	Dividers
29-32	Elastics
33-36	Eraser
37-40	Glue
41-44	Hole Punch
45-48	Letter Opener (not pointy)
49-52	Paint
53-56	Paper
57-60	Paperclips
61-64	Pen
65-68	Pencil
69-72	Pencil Sharpener
73-76	Protractor
77-80	Ruler
81-84	Scissors
85-88	Stapler
89-92	Tape
93-96	2 of 3 Hole Punch
97-99	Pinky tacks
00	Ref’s Own Table
Die Roll	Stationery

Weapons

Unusual replacement non-powered weapons.

**Weapons**
Thrusting and striking weapon alternatives.
Die Roll (1d100)	Alternate	Weapon
01-04	Hand Shovel	Axe
05-08	Wire Wrap	Brass Knuckles
09-12	Loose Spring	Bullwhip
13-16	Hose and sprinkler	Flail, small
17-20	Rake	Fork
21-24	Wrench	Hammer
25-28	Coat Rack	Lance, small
29-32	Flagpole	Lance, large
33-36	Pipe	Mace, small
37-40	Crowbar	Mace, large
41-44	Ball and chain	Morning Star
45-48	Lunch Box	Object, Throwing
49-52	Broken bottle	Orchid (razor glove)
53-56	Board and Nail	Pick, small
57-60	Hoe	Pick, large
61-64	Ice pick	Point (dagger)
65-68	Saw	Scimitar
69-72	Tin Can Lid	Shuriken
73-76	Pointed Stick	Spear
77-80	Cane	Staff, small
81-84	Crutch	Staff, large
85-88	Dish	Wham
89-92	T-Square	Boomerang
93-96	Umbrella	Short Sword
97-99	Chain	Chain
00	Ref’s Own Table
Die Roll	Alternate	Weapon

Old rasio with turn dial and wooden frame.

Old timey radio or trans-hyperspace monitor?

Miscellaneous

No missiles here at all.

**Miscellaneous**
If it was missed about it was shoved in here. This list is not exhaustive.
Die Roll	Miscellaneous
01	Baby Car Seat
02	Bag Opener
03	Baseball Cards
04	Bathrobe Belt
05	Backpack
06	Birdcage
07	Bolt, no nut
08	Book Binder
09	Book Holder
10	Book Mark
11	Bottle Opener
12	Box Small Plastic
13	Button
14	Calendar
15	Calling Cards
16	Can Opener
17	Claim Tag, baggage
18	Clock Radio
19	Coaster
20	Coat Hanger
21	Coin Holder
22	Container Bag
23	Cornucopia, Empty
24	Cushion
25	Dog Tag, for Dog
26	Duotang
27	Fishing Pole
28	Flower Pot
29	Garbage Bags
30	Ghetto Blaster
31	Headphones
32	Hinges
33	Hose, No Nozzle
34	Hose Nozzle
35	Hubcap
36	Retractable Clothesline
37	Insoles
38	Ironing Board Cover
39	Jar, Plastix or Glass
40	Key Ring, No Keys
41	Key
42	Kitty Litter
43	Kleenex
44	Lens Cap
45	Letter Closer
46	Letter Holder
47	Light Bulb
48	Light, candle
49	Mirror
50	Mobile, for crib
51	Nails, Press On
52	Needle, No Thread
53	Nut, no bolt
54	Oil, for hides
55	Pencil Holder
56	Pet Leash, No Collar
57	Picture Frame, Empty
58	Plastic NY Tree
59	Pocket Protector
60	Pop Bottle
61	Pot
62	Pole
63	Pouch, clasp closure
64	Purse
65	Puzzle Piece
66	Quiver, Empty
67	Robe, Fancy
68	Roof Tile
69	Sack, Itchy
70	Shoe Horn
71	Shoe Stretcher
72	Shoe String
73	Shovel, Beach Plastic
74	Sock Hanger
75	Spike Holder
76	Spool, No Thread
77	Sprinkler
78	Stickers
79	String, Ball of
80	Tap, for Sink
81	Tassels
82	Pinky tack Holder
83	Tinderbox
84	Tire, Small
85	Tire Valve
86	Tire Tread Piece
87	Toilet Seat
88	Toilet Seat Cover
89	Toilet Plunger
90	Tree Decoration
91	Tripod
92	Washboard
93	Vedi Kit
94	Watch Winder
95	Wind Shield Wiper
96	Window Frame
97	Window Squeegee
98	Wire Holder
99	Wet Nap
00	Ref’s Own Table
Die Roll	Miscellaneous

Ref’s Own Table

The ref’s own table for random junque should consist of useless things from the milieu. Regardless of the milieu there will always be waste, incompetence and corruption.